=> Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. (My personal favorite funny quotes)
=> Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
=> Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
=> I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.
=> Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
=> Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
=> You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
=> Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
=> Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
=> Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she will take it anyway.
=> My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
=> Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
=> Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
=> A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
=> You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
=> It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
=> Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
=> It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
=> There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
=> It is no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or