Gray hair is God's graffiti.
- Bill Cosby
I lived in Miami for a while, in a section with a lot of really old people. The
average age in my apartment house was dead.
- Gabe Kaplan
Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris.
- T. G. Appleton
We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.
- Bob Hope
Enjoy life. Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.
- Joe E. Lewis
I'm a one-drink woman, two at the most, three I'm under the table, four I'm
under the host.
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
- Red Skelton