Devil's Night [with D12] (2001)

Whoops I did it again didn't I, my shit's harder to figure out than what Britney's tit size is.
"Ain't Nuttin' But Music" (Track 6)

I crush bottles with my bare hands and swallow 'em.
"Fight Music"

 Infinite (1996)

* "My pen and paper causes a chain reaction, to get your brain relaxing"
= "Infinite"

* "You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers"
= "313"

* "You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang"
= "313"

* "I'll run your brain around the block to jog your fucking memory"
= "313"

* "I showered the slang, simple as ABC's / Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with ease (E's)"
= "313"

* "I've got miracle lyrical capability all in me / With the agility to escape a killer bee colony"
= "Tonite"

* "You bitches get a hysterectomy disrespecting me / You wanna feel the full effect of me, hand a Tec to me"
= "Open Mic"

 

• I'm into this hip-hop till hell freezes over!

  • "Till Hell Freezes Over"

The Marshall Mathers LP (2000)

* Sue me.
= "Public Service Announcement 2000"

* Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds, it's like andrenaline. The pain is such a sudden rush for me!
= "Stan"

* How many retards'll listen to me and run up in the school shootin' when they're pissed at the teacher? "Her? Him? Is it you? Is it them?" "Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again!"
= "Who Knew"

* And Dr. Dre said ... nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!
= "The Real Slim Shady"

* A lot of people ask me stupid fuckin' questions. A lot of people think that what I say on records, or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life, or that I believe in it, or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that I'm actually gonna do it, or that I believe in it... well, shit, if you believe that, then I'll kill you.
= "Criminal"

• “The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.”
• “When I say I'll murder my baby's mother, maybe I wanted to, but I didn't. Anybody who takes it literally is ten times sicker than I am.”
• “It's funny how all the magazines can dwell on my race, but they could never say that my shit is whack because they know my shit is tight!”

Nature's Symphony... wonderful

A Pallet in God's Hands

Love Poems for  Christian Relationship

Romantic Christian Messages

The Way You Make Fee

Lord Byron Love Poems